you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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Q: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

image

yes


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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

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