candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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hemmosbutt:

nutellalucas:

I like the way ashton says words

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it’s just really attractive

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You can literally see the Australian accent

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker, via asimightmisshim)

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